8-19-08

RESERVOIR DOGS/ACDC INTRO

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES RIGHT OFF THE BAT/GOLF/WYATT PLAYS WITH US THIS TIME

FBA GONE/FRED PHELPS AN HIS RETARDED FAMILY TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF BERNIE MAC AND ISAAC HAYES

MORE ABOUT NEW CARS/HATING THE JEWS/BILL COLLECTORS CANNOT CALL CELL PHONES

OUR FANTASY CHICKS FROM THE 70'S 80'S AND 90'S

BREAK - BILL COSBY - MOTHER'S CURSE/BOYS VS. GIRLS

THE "BLACK HOLE" CONTROVERSY/DEFINITIONS AND USES OF THE WORDS BLACK AND WHITE/LOOKING FOR RACISM/BILL FROM CLEVELAND CALLS IN

THE DOORS - LOVE ME TWO TIMES

8-18-08

TRUE ROMANCE/BLACK SABBATH INTRO

BOSS AND HIS DOGFISH HEAD BEER - 9.8% ALCOHOL BY VOLUME

THE "COKE OFF"/IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW CAR/CHEVY COBALT?

AUTOMATIC VS. STICK/EDWARD'S GTOS/BRETT FAVRE'S JETS DEBUT

THE OLYMPICS/MICHAEL PHELPS/USAIN BOLT/ALICIA SACRAMONE

MARK SPITZ/MICHAEL PHELPS' ENDORSEMENTS/GVAC AND RF.NET

THEOANDAVIRUS.COM/MEXI-ROLL/GRACEE LOU LOU

BREAK - RICHARD JENI - NYC/MARRIAGE/RELATIONSHIPS

THE IDIOT FLEA FROM RGF AND HIS RETARDED CHALLENGE TO MICHAEL PHELPS

TRYING TO CALL WICKEDBALLS/BILL'S BOGUS PHONE NUMBERS/SIXGUN CALLS IN

NASTIEST OBITUARY EVER/BEST BURPS - GUYS AND GIRLS

RHYTHMIC AND SPEED MASTURBATION/WORLD'S FASTEST CLAPPER

BIRD SHIT FACIALS/BOSS AT THE JETS GAME LAST YEAR

HOOKING UP BOSS AND FRIDAY/"BROTHERLY LOVE"

BREAK - HELLOWEEN - WASTED YEARS (IRON MAIDEN COVER)

WOMAN TRICKED INTO SEX BY PENIC CREAM TREATMENT

WOMAN'S COMPENSATION FOR BEING RAPED REDUCED BECAUSE SHE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME

SLEEPING HABITS/COUPLES WHO SLEEP IN SEPERATE BEDS

MEGADETH - WASHINGTON IS NEXT

8-12-08

SUPERBAD/TOOL INTRO

JEFF IS ENAMORED WITH FRED FROM BROOKLYN/GOLF

7 YR. OLD WHO SANG CHINA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM IS KEPT BEHIND THE SCENES WHILE "CUTER" GIRL LIP SYNCHS IN FRONT OF THE CROWD

KENNY CHESNEY/FRANK'S FRONT ROW/HANDSOME GUYS

VOICEMAILS FROM MELLY/JEFF & A DRUNKEN BOSSANOVA

HOTTUB CALLS IN/WANTS FRIDAY TO CALL IN/HYPNOTISM

MY FIRST CASH WIN AT SPADECLUB...$10.00/FINISHED 31ST OUT OF 1600

SCIENTISTS SAY THAT INVISIBILITY IS POSSIBLE/WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU COULD BE INVISIBLE

BREAK - EDDIE MURPHY - MICHAEL JACKSON/FAGS/BILL COSBY

JEFF & TENNESSEE/BEEF JERKEY/GYMNASTS

FRIDAY CALLS IN/DANCING/FRIDAY DATED THE LEAD SINGER OF FIREHOUSE

DOCTOR GIVES PATIENT TEMPORARY TATTOO ON HER INNER THIGH DURING SURGERY AS A JOKE

THE RETURN OF JEFF'S BIT, "FACE, FRONT OR BACK"

JIMI HENDRIX - VOODOO CHILE

8-11-08

MOVIE QUOTE MIX/WHITE ZOMBIE INTRO

BACK LIVE AND BACK WITH COMCAST/TINR DUMPS ROB ONT AND ALL OTHER TALK SHOWS

THE DARK KNIGHT/ISAAC HAYES AND BERNIE MAC DIE

SIRIUS XM MERGER/ARTIE LANGE IN REHAB/BRETT FAVRE TO THE JETS/CLOVERFIELD/GONE BABY GONE/CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR

PGA CHAMPIONSHIP/SPADECLUB/DRANK MY OWN PISS BY ACCIDENT

MORE BOWELS OF FANDICK/THE OLYMPICS/MICHAEL PHELPS/TWO AMERICANS MURDERED ON FIRST DAY OF THE GAMES

BREAK - CHRIS ROCK - MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE

DID JESUS HAVE A BICK COCK?

TOP TEN WORST FOODS FOR YOU IN U.S. RESTAURANTS

METALLICA/MEGADETH/SLAYER

METALLICA - REMEMBER TOMORROW (IRON MAIDEN COVER)

WELL, I MANAGED TO GET A PORTABLE DRIVE AND TRANSFER THE FILE TO THE MOST RECENT SHOW TO MY LAPTOP...

7-28-08

ASS PENNIES/IRON MAIDEN INTRO (tHANKS TO LaBOOB FROM RF.NET)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES GALORE/VERIZON/COMCAST

CONGRATULATIONS TO WYATT ON HIS 2ND DEGREE BROWN BELT

BOSS AND HIS SEEING EYE DOGS/THE METS, CUBS & WHITE SOX

EUROPEAN/ASIAN FANS/HIGH PITCH ERIC ARRESTED FOR GRAND LARCENY

POT SMOKERS AND ORGAN DONATION/GOVERNMENT POT/COCAINE

MORE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES/THE KIDS SAW "THE DARK KNIGHT"

MORE ON POT/HEALTH PROBLEMS RELATED TO IT/REHAB

BREAK - RICHARD PRYOR - THE EXCORCIST/WINOS/NIGGERS AIN'T SCARED

"THE BOWELS OF FANDICK"

KNOCKED OFF THE AIR FOR GOOD

DISTURBED - INSIDE THE FIRE

"And the hits just keep on comin'"

My verizon/comcast woes continue.

I just got off the phone with comcast and they told me that they won't be able to retrieve our phone number from verizon until Wednesday which means I'll have to cancel this coming week's shows as well.

I have come to the conclusion that BOTH companies suck ass!

Anyway...HOPEFULLY, the next show will be Monday, August 13th.

Barring any other horseshit, I won't be taking another "break" until Christmas.

Sorry about this and thanks for listening.

Well, after getting booted several times last night thanks to Verizon, I lost all internet, cable and telephone completely. Now, today, all of the wireless computers in the house work, but not my hard wired computer which means I can't do a show tonight and can't even upload last night's show.

We'll be back with comcast this saturday so we should be good for monday.

 Hope to see you then and thanks for listening.

7-22-08

BLAZING SADDLES/SLAYER INTRO

BROTHER EDWARD BACK FROM COLORADO

WORST DAY OF GOLF EVER/BEST WEEK OF POKER EVER

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES/VERIZON VS. COMCAST/THE DARK KNIGHT

THE KENNEDYS/T. BOONE PICKINS/ENERGY FROM THE WIND/THE GOVERNMENT

BLIND WOMAN TAZED/DIFFERENT DIALECTS AROUND THE U.S./SHEDDING AN ACCENT

BREAK - BILL HICKS - FLAG BURNING/ABORTION/JOBS/PARENTS

SAN FRANCISCO BILL TO EASE PENALTIES FOR PROSTITUTION

ARGUMENTS FOR PROSTITUTION/IDIOT "RICH" IN THE CHAT ROOM

MORE TECHNICAL DIFFICLUTIES...VERIZON LOSING POINTS FAST

DIO - THE LAST IN LINE

DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS, I HAVE TO CANCEL TONIGHT'S SHOW.

NOTHING MAJOR, JUST THAT SOMETHING CAME UP THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.

7-15-08

UNCLE SWERDLEY/METALLICA INTRO

GOT 11 TRACKS OFF THE NEW METALLICA ALBUM/PLAYED IT BEFORE THE SHOW/OUR REVIEWS

SUSAN ATKINS FROM THE MANSON FAMILY ASKS FOR "COMPASSIONATE RELEASE" FROM JAIL

BREAK - SAM KINISON - SEX EDUCATION/GAYS/HOMOSEXUAL NECROPHELIACS

THE BRETT FAVRE SITUATION

AFTER BUDWEISER IS SOLD, SAM ADAMS WILL BE THE LARGEST AMERICAN BREWERY

THE VERDICT IS IN ON THE TEXAS MAN WHO CALLED 911 AND SHOT TWO MEXICANS BREAKING INTO HIS NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE WHILE ON THE LINE

MOTHER GIVEN A TICKET FOR SPANKING HER CHIKL AT 4TH OF JULY PARADE/MANDINGO AND MEXI ROLL CALL IN

METALLICA - TRASHER

7-14-08

HALLOWEEN/METALLICA INTRO

KEVIN FROM RF.NET AND HIS "THEORIES"/BOSSANOVA

WINDOWS VISTA SUCKS ASS/FRIDAY FROM RF.NET CAN SING/CLIPS

GETTING VERIZON FIOS THIS THURSDAY/GOOD RIDDANCE COMCAST

NEW METALLICA - "DEATH MAGNETIC"/RICK RUBIN/BOB ROCK

MS. USA FALLS AT THE MS. UNIVERSE PAGEANT FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW

MODEL FALLS AT FASHION SHOW AND REPORTERS LOSE IT

JERKING OFF IN PUBLIC (CONGRATULATIONS TO HEATHER AND SECTION 8 ON THEIR BABY BOY - JACKSON OWEN) MORE JERKING IN PUBLIC

CALLING BROTHER EDWARD - HE NEVER JERKED IN PUBLIC - BACK NEXT TUESDAY

BRIDE CALLS OFF WEDDING - GROOM'S MOM SUES HER

BREAK - SAM KINISON - HELL & MARRIAGE - BREAKING THE RULES

CHRISTIANS OPPOSE "NONTHEIST'S" BILLBOARD ON I-95 OUTSIDE OF PHILLY

JEFF KNOWS & "LOVES" THE BEE GEES & ALL CHICKS DIG HIM

MORE JERKING OFF (STORY OF MY LIFE)

7-8-08

DOUCHEY DIMITRI/OZZY INTRO

BREAKING DOWN DIMITRI'S IDIOTIC VOICEMAILS

STORIES OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN GETTING KICKED OFF OF AIRPLANES

BREAK - SAM KINISON - JESUS/EVANGELISTS/THE BIBLE

FINALLY DUMPING COMCAST FOR VERIZON/CHRISTIE BRINKLEY

COLORADO TO START SELLING LIQUOR ON SUNDAYS

SOUTH CAROLINA TO START MAKING RELIGIOUS LICENSE PLATES

BROTHER EDWARD HAS NEVER USED THE N WORD OR THE C WORD...EVER

STEELY DAN - KID CHARLEMAGNE

7-7-08

GEORGE BUSH/SLAYER INTRO

4TH OF JULY/COZZIE CALLS IN - HIS VAN CATCHES FIRE TWICE OVER THE WEEKEND

SPADECLUB GOING DOWN THE TUBES/ULTIMATE BET/POKER STARS/FULL TILT/PARTY POKER

SWITCHING TO VERIZON FROM SHITTY ASS COMCAST

JOINING BROOKLYN BRIDGE MEDIA IN THE NEAR FUTURE

NAVY VET ASKED TO TAKE DOWN AMERICAN FLAG/NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATIONS

SHORTAGE ON HOPS/THANKS TO MOSIN FROM FRUNKIS2.COM

BREAK - SAM KINISON - CHEATING/LIES - BREAKING THE RULES

THEFT OF COMMUNION WAFER FROM FLORIDA CHURCH

AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION ATTACKS MACDONALD'S FOR BEING SYMPATHETIC TO GAYS (ORIGINAL BOZO LARRY HARMON DIES)

IRON MAIDEN - HALLOWED BE THY NAME

7-1-08

INDEPENDENCE DAY/METALLICA INTRO

METALLICA'S BLACK ALBUM/GAY SONGS IN OUR COLLECTIONS

BROTHER EDWARD'S FIREWALL PROBLEMS CONTINUE/MORE GAY SONGS

4 L.A. STRIPPERS TO SUE 19 DIFFERENT STRIP CLUBS BECAUSE THEY WANT AN HOURLY WAGE AND TO NOT SHARE THEIR TIPS WITH DJS/BARTENDERS

BREAK - GEORGE CARLIN - "STUFF"/THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

MAN COLLECTS URINE FROM YOUNG BOYS

IMMIGRATION CRACKDOWN NUMBERS/STATISTICS

TOOL - PUSHIT

6-30-08

NIGGA MOMENT/OFFSPRING INTRO

JEFF'S DRINKING/I FINALLY QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD SERIES GIVEAWAY ON SPADECLUB.COM THEN PLAY THE WORST ROUND OF MY LIFE

GAS/GEORGE BUSH/AMY WHINEHOUSE AND HER PATHETIC EXISTENCE

ROAD RAGE/CHRIS ROCK/JEFF'S THRIFTY LIFESTYLE/COLORED UNDERWEAR

TEACHER FIRED AFTER CALLING IN SICK TO APPEAR ON THE HOWARD STEN SHOW IN A BIKINI

REVEREND BOB LEVY/MISERABLEMEN.NET/BOB FREEMAN

BREAK - GEORGE CARLIN - FLYING ON THE AIRLINES

NO LIQUOR PRECINCT IN KENTUCKY/JEFF THE DRUG DEALER

TEEN HOPS TWO FENCES AT SIX FLAGS, CLEARLY MARKED "DANGER KEEP OUT", GETS DECAPITATED BY BATMAN RIDE AFTER TRYING TO GRAB RIDERS' FEET

"ARTIST" HAS MEN SPRINTING FROM ONE SIDE OF MUSEUM TO THE OTHER AND CALLS IT "ART"

KISS - BLACK DIAMOND (ALIVE)

6-24-08

VOTING REPUBLICAN/SLAYER INTRO

PENN & TELLER/"BULLSHIT!"

MORE IMUS CONTROVERSY/PAC MAN JONES/AL SHARPTON

NEW METALLICA ALBUM A RETURN TO THEIR ROOTS?/MAGAZINE REVIEWS

BREAK - GEORGE CARLIN - RELIGION

12 YEAR OLD SUES FATHER FOR BEING GROUNDED...AND WINS

RELIGIOUS TEACHER BURNS CROSS INTO STUDENT'S ARM

TEEN DIES FROM MINOR URINARY INFECTION BECAUSE PARENTS WANTED TO "PRAY IT AWAY"

METALLICA - LEPER MESSIAH

6-23-08

GEORGE CARLIN/MEAT PUPPETS INTRO

GEORGE CARLIN DIES AT 71 FROM HEART FAILURE

JEFF'S DRUNKEN STUPOR/FUCKING 55 YR. OLD WOMEN IN THE ASS AND WAKING UP WITH SHITDICK

SPADECLUB TOURNEYS/FINISHED 2ND THE OTHER NIGHT/LOST WITH POCKET KINGS

MORE MADE UP FTBFBA BULLSHIT/CALL TO NORFCAL/NORFCAL PUSSES OUT AS USUAL

BROOKLYN BRIDGE MEDIA/IF YOU WERE BORN BETWEEN 1920 AND 1979

BREAK - GEORGE CARLIN - SAVE THE PLANET

THE GLOUCESTER HIGH SCHOOL TEEN PREGNANCY PACT

RUNNING INTO THE GIRL WHO TOOK MY VIRGINITY

HOW THE RACIAL DIVIDE WILL AFFECT THE ELECTION

BLUE OYSTER CULT - BURNIN' FOR YOU

Well, there is yet another scheduling change.

Due to the fact that every money tourney on Spadeclub.com is on Sunday night, I'll be doing the show on Monday and Tuesday nights from 7-9pm EST.

After the summer, I might go back to Tuesday and Thursday but for now it'll be Monday and Tuesday.

So one more time...see you tomorrow night.

DUE TO NIK'S SON'S SUMMER KARATE SCHEDULE, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SCRAP THURSDAY NIGHTS FROM THE SCHEDULE. HIS CLASS STARTS AT 6:30 AND GOES FOR AN HOUR AND I'LL BE DRIVING HIM.

WE'LL STILL BE ON AT 7PM ON TUESDAYS AND SUNDAYS AND I'LL TRY TO GO OVERTIME EACH NIGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT A BIT.

SEE YOU SUNDAY AND THANKS FOR LISTENING.

6-17-08

CUCKOO'S NEST/OZZY INTRO

FLYING SOLO/LEGAL UPDATE

I'M FINALLY DIVORCED

VEGAS RECAP

CASINOS/FOOD/GAMBLING/GOLF/DRY HEAT/BOOZE/SMOKING/US AIRWAYS

AMERICAN FLAG BANS AT HOLLYWOOD, FL AUTO DEALERSHIP

"ATTORNEY" JACK THOMPSON'S COMMENTS

SLAYER - SKELETONS OF SOCIETY