6-30-08

NIGGA MOMENT/OFFSPRING INTRO

JEFF'S DRINKING/I FINALLY QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD SERIES GIVEAWAY ON SPADECLUB.COM THEN PLAY THE WORST ROUND OF MY LIFE

GAS/GEORGE BUSH/AMY WHINEHOUSE AND HER PATHETIC EXISTENCE

ROAD RAGE/CHRIS ROCK/JEFF'S THRIFTY LIFESTYLE/COLORED UNDERWEAR

TEACHER FIRED AFTER CALLING IN SICK TO APPEAR ON THE HOWARD STEN SHOW IN A BIKINI

REVEREND BOB LEVY/MISERABLEMEN.NET/BOB FREEMAN

BREAK - GEORGE CARLIN - FLYING ON THE AIRLINES

NO LIQUOR PRECINCT IN KENTUCKY/JEFF THE DRUG DEALER

TEEN HOPS TWO FENCES AT SIX FLAGS, CLEARLY MARKED "DANGER KEEP OUT", GETS DECAPITATED BY BATMAN RIDE AFTER TRYING TO GRAB RIDERS' FEET

"ARTIST" HAS MEN SPRINTING FROM ONE SIDE OF MUSEUM TO THE OTHER AND CALLS IT "ART"

KISS - BLACK DIAMOND (ALIVE)